Our Plans

While planning ahead has never been our strong suit, we do have some great VPN plans you may like

Student Plan

For roughly the price of a package of Ramen you could get bandwidth stolen from our neighbor's wifi using an antenna made from a Pringle's can.

Free Laptop Plan

You know those cheap laptops they give to underprivileged school kids? We stole a shipment of those and are using them as VPN servers.

Netlify Free Trial Plan

This is our most reliable plan. Every 30 days there is planned downtime while we sign up for new Netlify Free Trials.

Our Satisfied* Customers

*Note: No Refunds, No Exchanges, No Exceptions.

Edith Palmer

"I don't understand where these charges on my card are coming from."

Pakalu Papito

"I use this VPN to catfish and harass women online. So far I have not been caught. Good product."

Godaddy INC

"Shart VPN's CEO killed an elephant,
just like ours did in 2011, so we're big fans."

Our VPN is good. And this is where you put some funny text making fun of typical VPN ad stuff. Our network uses latest software and by signing up you agree to try out some great offers from trusted third parties.